Vladimir
About me
I write congratulatory poems for the anniversary, wedding, birthday, March 8, corporate party, morning, etc. E.
Song poems, chaptooki. I can remake any song to congratulate someone or to celebrate an event.
I write a unique, selling advertising in verse, for promotion and promotion of an online store or site as a whole, or a creative description of any product (with an indication of its main characteristics) in verse form, instead of the boring data in his passport!
The poems are unique because I write everything from my head. I write beautiful lyrics. Scripts for commercials, and cartoons (you can in verse!!!). I write stories in poetry for both adult audiences and small citizens.
I love black humor, it’s a very funny quatrain. I don't use mat. My texts can be recommended to people of any age, religion, social, and sexual affiliation.
In the health of the nation, I contributed.
I only release poems by prescription.
Laughter is a very powerful medicine.
But in large doses, it conceals insidiousness.
Danger of contractions prematurely
It may even be in pregnant women!
And hypertensives, like that.
Maybe send it to the cemetery.
But in laughter, too, longevity is the secret.
So, you live to be a hundred years old!
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